Charlie Sheen, Chris Brown Gnarled in Love Triangle With Giraffe

Chris Brown Breaks Mirror –

How Can This Possibly Be National News?

What was the number one news story this week?

• Japanese people struggle with spreading radiation.
• Soldiers still dying in Iraq.
• U.S. Stock Market all over the place.

Nope – The most published story by the National Media was that some dopey rapper broke a mirror.

FOX NEWS:
Chris Brown Could Face Charges Following Alleged Violent Outburst at 'Good Morning America'
CNN:
Pop star Chris Brown stormed off 'GMA' set, network says

That's right, the thug who beat up his girlfriend a couple of years ago, is now dominating domestic headlines because he recently beat up a mirror.

USA Today:
Angry Chris Brown smashes window at 'GMA'
Washington Post:
Chris Brown reportedly loses it after GMA interview

‎I won’t bore you with the details – but if you read the news, you couldn’t miss the story. Why is the national media dishing this crap out to us? What did we do wrong?

Here’s my Headline:

Charlie Sheen, Chris Brown Gnarled in Love Triangle With Giraffe

It’s a little more original, it’s certainly more interesting and perhaps even a bit more classy!